Some fun new annoucements, in bullet form - cuz i'm cool like that.
 

WE END WITH: Rocky and Lily from Lackadaisy, the reference-, adult new reader-, and workplace sections of the library, Vaughn being all funny, Sheriffs (getting their asses beaten by Vaughn), Abby/me, the twenties, the possibility - but not the actual - appearance of Aria, Dick and Sally and Spot, hideously repulsive 50-year-old librarians, sagging boobage, John Dillenger, Bonnie and Clyde with cooler names, a million airborne bucks, model Ts, broken windows, G-men, pinstripes, eyepatches, cool ‘20s caps, smoking in the library, not smoking in the library, a public establishment so great as this here institution, the difference between a ‘20s and a 2364’s Vaughn, Glock 20s, Tommy-guns, suspenders and ties, assaulted a police officer, attempted kidnapping, discharging a police weapon, rap sheets, trenchcoats, calling 911 when you really shouldn’t, YouTube, handcuffing, romance novels, shit security guards, Michael Weston, arm-bars, British Peelers, grotesque gargoyles, dins, expletives, freewriting in the library, making a scene, and library computers.

(When You Are Near - Carolina Liar)  I’ll give you twenty bucks if you read this – I think I have twenty bucks left. *Checks the trunk*

Omigod, Explorers camp was frickin sweet (to quote a favorite dumbass).  Camping with family was not.

 

EDIT: I went through and highlighted all of the songs, so it should be easier to read now... less walls of text for your eyes to die on...

This took a LONG time to type - Its three fucking pages.  I'm actually quite scared just as to why my mind goes to these places...  I mean, I started this out with a vague idea that I wanted Hando to feel jelous that Aiden bedded me in the last freewriting (although it didn't count since I didn't write the gory details; Hando doesn't know that), but I never expected it to go this far!  Just goes to show you what happens at a typewriter...

Vaughn and Hando are fighting over me again... TT.TT

Apologies for the possible typos... I was copying from a sheet that had way more of them.  And I'm not even going to touch spellcheck

WE END WITH: rootbeer bottles, Sullivans, grilled cheese burgers with bacon, A1, glass blowers, Williamsburg, my childhood, rootbeer toffees, Dr. Pepper, Vaughn, Stained glass projects, alleyways, closet doorways (and the crap inside them), Vietnam fatigues, Lincon Bay, Dear Vaughn Letters, bankers, Zarin ticked off, THE ASTONISHING ADVENTURES OF FANBOY AND GOTH GIRL (and their characters), Aiden, crying angels, beds filled with a ton of shit, shining conforters, good lovers, brooding advarsaries, Hando, Tomas, fights in Dublin over stupid shit, Footscray, washed sheets in abandoned buildings, cloverheads, 100% bonafide white men, aussie accents, musical rainbows, statutory rape, pedofilia, rape, virgins, South Pole capris, boots, astral projecting, mysterious gunshots, Bud, Rose, Raphael, Vaughn drunk, Aria teleporting, good girls and bad girls, and blackness.

Any questions, please either consult the list or ask me in a comment (where I will scold you for not reading the List and then copy your answer from it.)